How can someone so small smell that bad?

I’m getting less and less intimidated by these girls

Chinese girls are obviously gorgeous. They’re perfectly thin, have amazing skin, beautiful thick hair and stunning brown eyes. But…. they stink. And, they’re hairy.


It's rare to see a Chinese girl that shaves her legs in our city. It’s so weird to look down at the legs of a super hot Chinese girl and see inch-long leg hair. And armpits – they don’t shave those either, which makes Nelly and I hypothesize that these girls don’t shave in other places either.


And their voices…. To think I used to think that my sorority was annoying! HA! Now those bitches seem like sedated executives during a board meeting. I admit, Chinese girls don’t sound quite as much like screaming-hyenas as Thai girls, but it’s still god-awful. We’re absolutely sure that they’re unable to communicate with each other without GIGGLING HISTARICALLY between every sentence. Half the high piched sounds they use are probably only detected by dogs. What’s that? You think that I’m describing pre-teen Chinese girls? No –I’m talking about the girls at the bars and the 24-30 year olds that I work with!!!


It’s really, really hot in the gungadong provence. I mean, really hot. Like 95 degrees hot. And Chinese people (girls too) don’t wear deodorant. They stink, and not just a little. We’ve all stopped teasing Nelly about Russians being stinky. Now we stereotype all Chinese people as smelling terrible – BECAUSE THEY DO!!!!!!!!