Don't let our future adoption agency see this

So, Brandon and I are going to adopt babies someday! I'm thinking in maybe six or seven years but I still love planning it out!!!

Ok, so I want to get two babies: one from India and one from China. Since both Indian and Chinese people love baby boys and hate baby girls (slight exaggeration, I guessss) we will end up with girls for sure. And I already picked out their names!! The Chinese baby will be named Ping Pong and the Indian baby will be Aloo Paneer (which means Spinach and Cheese: my fav Indian food!!). Since Brandon and I have DRASTICALLY different ideas when it comes to parenting, we’ve decided that it'd be best if he took one kid and I took the other. Plus, it'll be really fun to be competitive on whose kid gets better grades/becomes the most successful! Hahaaha!!

Aloo Paneer (Mariel's Indian baby):

-My child is going to be strictly vegetarian, of course. She's Indian, so duh.
-I'll encourage Aloo Paneer to do sports but I won't pressure/force like Brandon. Instead, I'll pressure/force her to do 4-H and FFA. She'll be the best at showing cows/goats/llamas/rabbits/poultry and she'll also do 4-H's competitive cooking competitions!!!! YAY! She’s so lucky!
-She better graduate from college by the time she's 20. No excuses.
-Atheism isn't all that fun and there are no holidays so I think I'm going to raise her to be either Jewish or Hindu. I haven't decided which yet.
-If Aloo ever decides to vote republican/date a republican, join the military, join a sorority, become an evangelical, eat meat or drive a truck, I'll disown her.

Brandon has it all planned out too:

Ping Pong (Brandon's Chinese baby)

-Brandon is going to make Ping Pong SUPER athletic. She's going to play Softball, basketball, golf, tennis and also do Gymnastics, Tae Kwon Do, Judo and Jujitsu. Oh, and figure skating like Michelle Kwon.
-Ping Pong will be allowed to eat meat and fast food for probably every meal.
-If Ping pong EVER tries drinking alcohol, smoking or doing drugs (with her sister Aloo who'll be allowed to experiment), he'll disown her and never speak to her again.
-Ping Pong will be attending a private, all-girls school and she's not allowed to have a boyfriend until she's 40. And he has to be white.

Pros of adopting rather than making your own babies:

1) If our child turns out to be unathletic or geeky or stupid, we can just blame it on genetics!! On the other hand, if they turn out awesome, we'll just attribute it to our awesome parenting skills!
2) No stretch marks!!
3) Whenever Ping Pong is being bad, we'll threaten to send her back to China where she'll have to go to a boarding school from 7:00am-6:00pm everyday
4) If Aloo is ever bad, I’ll just tell her all the stories about female baby infanticide, arranged marriages, and wife-abuse in India!!!
5) If Ping Pong complains about my vegetarian cooking, I'll just tell her that she can go back to China and eat chicken feet, dog meat and jellied-fish eyes
6) In China, a child MUST financially support their parents after they turn 20 years old. If they don't, the parents have the legal right to file a lawsuit against their kid. We're going to tell Ping Pong that she better respect her culture!!!!!!

Update: Brandon decided that he doesn't want a Chinese baby. Chinese girls are just too unattractive and it'll lessen her chances of marrying a rich, old dude and becoming a trophy wife. So now he wants a Filipino baby. Good choice: I totally agree