For the past nine months of living in China, Nelly (she's from AMURICA too) and I have been on a quest to find attractive Chinese guys. All the men are beyond repulsive here but we're sure that in a country of over one billion people, there'd have to be a few, right?!
So, we eventually found one: he was the dad of one of our kindergarten students. He was probably 6’2” and 200lbs. He was bald (which we usually aren't into but being bald meant that he didn't have a RETARDED Chinese haircut) and totally muscley!!! AND, his teeth (although needing braces) we're white and not brown/black/missing and he had short fingernails!!! We freaked out!!!!!!!!!! We gathered all of our Chinese TAs together so that they could check him out too and guess what – they all thought he was super “unattractive”!!!!!!!!! They said he looked like a big, ugly ogre!!! WTF is wrong with Chinese girls!?!?!!!!!!!! I guess they were right too because we later saw his wife and she had brown skin (which means UGLYYYYY in China).
Ok, so other than that ONE guy (who we never saw again), I've never found another hot Chinese guy. YEAH! Once, Nelly and I found a magazine advertisement with a HOT asian guy so we tore it out and took it to the TAs. It turned out that he was a Taiwanese celebrity and he's half white.
And I know what you're thinking... “But Mariel, in America, I see hot Asian guys every once in a while!” Ok, yes, me too. But those Asians are totally "western": they don't have dogshit haircuts, they brush their teeth and get braces, they don't have three-inch long fingernails, they don't wear shiny/bedazzled clothing and they weigh more than 120 pounds. Oh, and they’re probably Korean – not Chinese. Haaha!!
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