"It's really hard" description of every bed in this country!

My back and shoulders are killing me!! Do you know how hard Chinese beds are?! It’s a joke! They look like regular, mattress but they don’t feel like it at all. On the top where you sleep, the mattresses have a sheet of wood with a 1/8” thick layer of felt stapled to that and covered in the mattresses’ floral-print fabric. Chinese mattresses are ALL THE SAME and they’re the DEVIL. And why do Chinese people sleep on devil beds? ...because Chinese doctors tell people that sleeping on a completely hard, flat bed will make you live longer. Morons. I want my memory foam!