It's really hard living with SAVAGES!!

“A 2003 study reported by CNN revealed that bank notes from China had 178,000 different types of bacteria and were home to 9,500 organisms from the e-coli family (Brown, 2003)."

We've all heard those crazy stats that 99.9% of all American money has fecal matter on it, right? I used to doubt that this was really true – I mean, who the hell gets shit on their hands?! Well now I know and I'll tell you who: the Chinese!!!!!!!!!!! That's right! There are tons of Chinese in America and I'm blaming them for getting poop on our money!!!!!

Yeah, let me tell you how this works. As I've talked about ENDLESSLY for the past ten months, All the Chinese people that I know have absolutely no personal hygiene so it shouldn't surprise you that they don't see toilet paper as a necessity. Lots of them use it but more of them don't. “Don't you need to wipe?” I ask my friends, they say “if we forget to bring toilet paper, we just use our hand to wipe.” YEAH. Why are they not embarrassed to tell me this? Because they don’t think it's gross – AT ALL. When they see my distressed reaction (I'm counting the times they’ve touched my laptop) they add “but we always wash our hands!!!” Here's the thing about Chinese people washing their hands, they don’t use soap, EVER. Public restrooms in restaurants, shopping malls, movie theaters, schools, grocery stores and even hospitals never ever ever have soap dispensers. I've been in plenty of Chinese homes too and people never have soap next to their bathroom sink either. While I’ve been fishing my “soap baggie” out of my purse after using a public bathroom I’ve watched Chinese people “wash their hands” a million times. What they do is turn the water on, put their hands under the tap for two seconds then turn the water off and leave. They don’t carry their own soap like I do, and they don’t even rub their hands together for a second. UNCIVILIZED SAVAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!