Brittany would be a model parent in China

They only get to have one kid so you’d think they’d take care of it, right?

I’ve seen mothers feeding peanuts to their babies SO MANY TIMES. Never mind the terrible choking hazard, aren’t you supposed to wait until your child is a few years old to expose them to peanuts because of the deadly allergy possibility?!

Parents let their babies crawl around on the sidewalks in china. We constantly see them eating gross food off the street right in front of their parents. THIS IS WHY THEY ALL HAVE STEAL STOMACHS (and Hep A). If I was to eat something off a street in china, I’d die. No question.

We once saw a baby toddling onto an escalator. If Brandon hadn’t grabbed it, it definitely would have lost its little fingers.

When you’re holding a baby, you support their neck and hold their head, right? They’ve never heard of such a concept here and EVERYDAY we see babies with their little heads snapped all the way back or flopping from side to side and back and forth on a bus. It’s excruciating to watch.

Even super rich people don’t put their kids in car seats. They hold them while driving (while they smoke with the windows up).

Our students wear the exact same clothes to school every day. According to our TAs, our students are all rich kids whose parents can afford our school’s high prices. So why can’t they afford more than one ratty outfit for their kids?

I’d say that at least 1/5 of our students are dropped off for their classes at our school more than an hour early and are picked up at least an hour late. These poor kids live at a boarding school five days a week so they only get to be with their parents two f’ing days a week. So why the hell would you leave your kid at their Chinese lessons for longer than necessary?!?!?! Some of the kids are dripped off like three hours early AND picked up late!