Josh is a Jerk II

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain


As a result of my August post about Josh, I’m immensely proud to say that I’ve created quite a large “I hate Josh fanclub.” Unfortunately, my original intention for writing that entry still hasn’t been fulfilled: his parent’s haven’t read it yet!!! ….But I guess I don’t blame them for not loving him enough to read about how he’s doing.

EVEN if his parents don’t read this, I thought I’d catch up on just a few of his latest stories:


At school Josh told a bunch of kids that my name is rosie o’donnel and then had them call me that.

I’ve been trying to think of a fake name that I can use (for private tutoring which is against my contract) and I chose Lily. I had to choose a last name and Josh was nice enough to suggest Lily FattyMcFaterson.

Josh still nickel & dimes Nelly NON STOP! He even has started charging her for orgasms. Just the other day nelly had to buy josh breadsticks and ice cream to pay him back for two and a half.

Nelly bought some Chinese skinny-jeans that are nearly as thin as nylons and definitely as tight...

Josh: “You look like a hooker in those pants! They make your butt look like a planet or at least a large moon.” (Nelly is like a size 1)

Teresa: Are you talking about Nelly or Mariel?
Josh: HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! If I was talking about Mariel I definitely wouldn’t say large moon! I would say THE SUN!

Josh: “this is the widest door frame I’ve ever seen!! Mariel, even your butt can squeeze though!”

I learned that “Xiao JewJew” (which translates to “little piggy”) is a pet name that you’d call a Chinese girlfriend. When I heard that, I said that I wanted my new Chinese name to be Xiao JewJew. Of course, Josh said: “uhhhhh, you mean Da JewJew?” which means “big piggy.”

A few days later, five of us were in the back of a taxi and josh said: “It wouldn’t be so cramped if Da JewJew wasn’t taking up half of the seat.

Josh: “If Lisa had a big set of tits on her, I’d have sex with her. And if she said no, I’d rape her. Yeah – put that in your blog. I’d rape her.”