We went to see Avatar (shown with Chinese subtitles) but I don’t remember anything about the movie. All I can remember is the noise.
“HWAY?! HWAY?! HWAAAAAAYYYYY?!!?!?!” I think that EVERY person in the theater must have gotten at least 319 phone calls (which they answered) during the movie. And then the babies – dear god. I’m wondering if you get a discount if you bring a crying baby with you into a theater because EVERYONE HAD ONE. Seriously, like everyone. I’ll be sure to bring one next time. “Hey ChingChangTongPing, can I borrow your screaming baby for a couple hours? I’m going to see a movie!”
Of couse all the men smelled like BO terribly and were chain smoking in the theater too.. Awesome. And each person apparently needed 10 bathroom visits. There was actually a huge restroom in the back of the movie theater!!! Which also meant that every time someone opened the door, the bright light messed up the movie.
So while taking care of their babies, reading their Chinese subtitles outloud, smoking, taking bathroom breaks and talking on their phone, people were SOMEHOW paying attention to the movie. I know this because of how the theater erupted with laughter several times during the movie. What were those parts? AVATAR SPOILER ALERT!! Lets see… when the bombs were going off and the tree was falling on people, when Sigourney Weaver died and during the kissing scene. What the f?!?!
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